The federal government is apparently making it illegal to even use a play on words about weed. It’s forcing this brewery, based in a town called Weed, to stop telling consumers to ‘try legal Weed,’ in a move that should be cause for national embarrassment.
*Note: Sorry for the lack of posting lately. Laptop died, but I should have a new one by next week, depending on how quickly Apple can dispense of any nostalgia I have for Microsoft.
Letters From Alphabet City 
I think you’ve has more computers than I’ve had part time jobs
If you wrote an essay on the situations surrounding the death of each of your laptops you could call it Life Experiences.